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Personalised Haynes Explains Babies Manual

  • Personalise with Any Name and Message
  • A tried and tested Haynes Explains Babies Manual
  • Features advice for parents on the essential upkeep of babies
  • Learn how to ‘Identify Leaks’, understand ‘Production and Delivery’ of babies and more
  • Just what you need to preserve sanity during your baby’s early years

If you’re already at the stage where your newborn utilises you as a human climbing frame and upchuck disposal, then you’re certainly in need of this Haynes Manual Explains the Baby Book. Tried and tested, Uncle Haynes offers a comical yet efficient guide for soon-to-be couples or anyone who’s thinking of taking on a milk-fuelled tyrant.

Fortunately, if you’re already a parent (and survived babyhood) you’ll be able to read this Personalised Babies Haynes Manual with intense pleasure as you’re almost indefinitely an expert on every stage the book has to offer. This manual deals with every possible situation your newborn will ask of you (and though they can’t talk, they ask a heck of a lot via pulling and screaming).

But not to worry, this manual ensures you can ‘Identify Leaks’ from every orifice and teaches you how to react without overreacting. There’s even essential instructions and advice for the ‘Production and Delivery’ phase of your baby model, so you’ll understand why each trimester is like one long hangover and why you’ll come to terms very quickly with leaving your baby in the care of ‘external contractors’, such as grandparents, aunts and uncles, and even a nanny.

It’s not all soiled nappies and 3am wake-up calls, though. This Haynes Manual Explains the Baby Book is a light-hearted gift that’ll no doubt put a smile on any parent’s face - regardless of the irony! Personalised with the recipient’s Name which is printed the cover and featured throughout the book itself - this manual will inform the recipient of the highs and the lows of maintaining the baby model (and it only takes 18 years for the hard work to pay off).

Your Personalised Babies Haynes Manual

You can personalise your Haynes manual with any two Names of up to 12 characters per line, printed on the front cover. There’s space on the inside page for a loving Message of up to 80 characters over two lines.

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This Personalised Haynes Explains Babies Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8 cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it, so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be used unless stated.

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