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Personalised Haynes Explains Teenagers Manual

  • Personalise with Any Name and Message
  • A tried and tested Haynes Explains the Teenager Manual
  • Contains diagrams and drawings showing the functions of the ‘teenager’
  • All the ‘dos and don’ts’ to get the most out of your brooding teen
  • Learn how to ‘jump-start’ your teen, deal with ‘The Teenage Gearbox’ and more

Parents rarely understand what goes on inside the dark space of the teenager’s mind. Usually, we’re stepping on eggshells to avoid treading on our teen’s toes. Mostly, we’re raring to go over the mouldy glass, growing spores in their room (even though you’ve repeatedly asked them to remove it).

But there’s only so much parenting we can do until our kids realise we only have their best interests in mind. Until that light bulb moment, our Haynes Explains the Teenager Manual will educate you on the best course of action to tackle – as Haynes explains, “…the most unreliable, temperamental and highly strung” – teenager.

In this brilliantly-humorous Personalised Teenager Haynes Manual, you’ll discover all the parenting ‘dos’ and ‘don’ts’ to survive each challenge the teenager puts in your path. Like how to ‘jump-start’ your teenage model in time for school, to understanding the ‘Service History’ of your model’s educational wellbeing and set the grounds for an appropriate ‘Expenditure Schedule’ from your pocket to theirs (and they don’t come cheap).

This Haynes Manual Explains the Teenager Book is a well-deserved slice of humble pie for any recipient. As it can be personalised with the recipient’s Name - which they’ll see featured on the front cover and throughout the book - you can remind a recent ‘young adult’ of their tempestuous behaviour from their teenage years. Or, prepare your friends and fellow parents for the life-changing teenage journey through useful Haynes flow charts, diagrams and illustrations to get the low-down on being a teenager.

Your Personalised Teenager Haynes Manual

You can personalise your Haynes manual with any two Names of up to 12 characters per line, which are printed on the front cover. There’s space on the inside page for a loving Message of up to 80 characters over two lines.

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This Personalised Haynes Explains Teenagers Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8 cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it, so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be used unless stated.

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