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- Personalise with Any Names and A Message
- A tried and tested Haynes Explains Marriage Manual
- Covering all the basics from ‘pillow torque’, ‘routine maintenance’ and ‘handling’
- Including flow charts and diagrams for a healthy marital relationship
- Ideal to prepare couples for the future (preferably before they get married)
Whether you’re 21 or 49, marriage is a rite of passage, emblazoned into our patriarchal belief system. No matter who does the asking though, it’s essential all persons taking part in the sacred marital tradition know exactly what they’re in for. This is where the Haynes Manual Explains Marriage Book will save prospective couples years of marital counselling. It’s a fantastic read from beginning to end and features any two Names featured on the front of the book, with space on the inside for your own Message (or your own marriage advice).
Written by bestselling author, Boris Starling, this Personalised Marriage Haynes Manual has everything you’d expect to see in the strip down and rebuild manuals; a few flowcharts, fault diagnosis as well as the odd instruction-based diagram here and there. But it’s a thought-provoking, tried and tested guide to help your marriage go further. The recipient will constantly be reminded of who they’re married to, with the couple’s Names across the top of every page.
From routine maintenance to ensure you avoid hapless arguments to dealing with popping the question, Haynes has laid down the foundations of a healthy marriage to ensure couples keep their relationship in tip-top condition. Filled with satirical finesse and sardonic humour, the Haynes Explains Marriage Manual gives the reader a break-down of what to expect from the moment they say ‘I do’, right down to risky situations like ‘I’m just off for a quick pint’. Accompanied by original Haynes manuals illustrations, this marriage guide will provide the recipients with an epidemic of laughter from start to finish.
Personalising Your Marriage Haynes Manual
You can personalise your Haynes manual with any two Names of up to 12 characters per line, printed on the front cover. There’s space on the inside page for a loving Message of up to 80 characters over two lines.
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This Personalised Haynes Explains Marriage Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8 cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it, so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be used unless stated.